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mdwmr
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0 posted 2008-09-07 04:55 PM



I am lying on the floor dizzy, and really can’t tell you why;
I see stars in front of me but they are not up in the sky;
I was having a great day, talking to my wife;
We was talking about our love and our great life;

She ask me about my health, she ask me about my work
She ask me about my sister, and my brother-in-law the jerk.
She ask me about my father, she ask me about my mother.
She ask me about my Aunt, she ask me about my brother;
She ask me to mow the lawn, she ask me to take out the trash;
She ask me to look at her arm, because she has some rash;
She ask me about her hair, she ask me about her shoe;
She ask me if her pants made her look fat, and I said, Yes you bet they do.

So I am lying on the floor wondering who I am;
Next to me on the floor is a Frying Pan

Martin D. White
Author
Living The Simple Life
Simple Life Poetry www.livingthesimplelife.com www.poetstage.com
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Publisher- Poetic Monthly www.poeticmonthly.com

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Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California
1 posted 2008-09-07 06:18 PM


Funny poem, I like it.
               Ida

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Member Rara Avis
since 2001-03-10
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2 posted 2008-09-07 06:37 PM


And an all woman jury would not convict her.    Funny.  I enjoyced.  Joyce
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