Kethry
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082
Victoria Australia
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2004-04-15
06:46 AM
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All proxies unavailable Well that is just my luck But if this trend keeps going I'll have to wed a duck
Once I had a long time lover He was cute and foxy But he left me with another I near wed him by proxy
I have a large inheritance but I must wed, to claim I sought out love through internet For their short time of fame
I offered green card sanctuary I offered lust as well All they must do is marry me To make their fortunes swell
At first there were proposals Some of them not kind And some planned of disposals That tore my troubled mind
Some said that they were eager But never made the grade And some they just did not show up It made me rather sad
So now I'm stuck with nothing And time is running out If you'd like to marry me Please give me a shout
Don't be unavailable Don't set my heart to stall If I could access your account Then you could have it all
Just send me your bank details A photograph or two And if I find you suitable I'll soon get back to you
Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown
[This message has been edited by Kethry (04-15-2004 08:31 AM).]
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Lynne Dale
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muted
Member Elite
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949
Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving
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2004-04-15
07:04 AM
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LOL
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Toerag
Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622
Ala bam a
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2004-04-15
07:29 AM
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Kethry...will you marry me?....do you make enough to support both of us?..LOL>..this is a wonderful write gal...
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Marge Tindal
Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384
Florida's Foreverly Shores
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2004-04-15
11:02 AM
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OhKethry~ This just tickles me pink~
Delightful funnery gal~ *Huglets* ~*Marge*~~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost, the spirit rejoices over what it has left. - Sufi epigram <))><
noles1@totcon.com
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Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla
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2004-04-15
11:05 AM
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Kethry LOL Wonderful write, enjoyed.
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Earth Angel
Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215
Realms of Light
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2004-04-15
11:13 AM
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Well, I have everything that you could possibly want in a man, except one thing ~ 'cause I'm a woman! But I'm sure there are ways that we could work around that! lol
Seriously speaking, this was hysterically sad!
EA
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LeeJ
Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296
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2004-04-15
11:13 AM
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Don't be unavailable Don't set my heart to stall If I could access your account Then you could have it all
very entergetic and full of humor!
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passing shadows
Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577
displaced
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2004-04-15
12:59 PM
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hehehee....that's cute
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Dark Angel
Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095
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2004-04-15
05:32 PM
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Smiling here Lynne, absolutely love it.
I'm keeping it.
MareeBeauty of the world which is soon to perish has two edges, one of laughter and one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. (by Virginia Woolf)
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suthern
Member Seraphic
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723
Louisiana
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2004-04-16
03:37 PM
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Will you settle for sincere friendship? LOL You have mine, dear lady... even if you accept Toe's proposal! *G*
This is fantastic! *S*
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serenity blaze
Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738
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posted
2004-04-16
08:53 PM
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I have missed your wit, Keth.
Loved this.
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Sadelite
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since 2003-10-11
Posts 2519
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2004-04-16
08:58 PM
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Kethry, I enjoyed your wit-you're very clever! Sade
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Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113
Canada eh.
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2004-04-16
09:02 PM
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Love this Kethry...how clever! Hugs~To have lived the dream of a love so true... is to have seen a glimpse of heaven.
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iliana
Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434
USA
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2004-04-16
10:37 PM
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LOL, Kethry -- very entertaining! Unfortunately, I am already taken......
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forne_marin
Member
since 2004-04-13
Posts 140
Spartanburg, South Carolina
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2004-04-23
11:11 AM
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*snicker*
Hee hee hee hee hee!!!
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