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Im The President of The USA
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Im The President of The USA |
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Wizzard Member
since 2000-02-09
Posts 209 |
Im the president Im above the law, Adultry doesn`t apply to me It only applies to y`all, No matter what it is I swear I wasn`t there, Mabey it was Monica, All I saw was hair. I love a good cigar Just like any man I`ve done things with mine That none of you can, I`ll swear I didn`t inhale Right here for all to see, Draft dodging,pot smoking President Yep That`s me. Isn`t it nice to have a President that our kid`s can look up to. Sorry if this offend`s anyone...It`s only a joke. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. And the begining of a new one. |
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Rosalind Palafox
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MemberPosts 88 |
funny. like the pic. "Love knows hidden paths."-German proverb |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
And not only did we elect him once, but twice. *scratches head* Yep, what an icon for the children. Well said, Wizzard. Michael |
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Wizzard Member
since 2000-02-09
Posts 209 |
Rosalind,thank you for reading,I was just messing around and really didn`t expect any replies...But Thank Ya Mam  Michael, Sad isn`t it? Im glad that the election`s are soon. I hope that your doing better? My prayer`s are with you Michael. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. And the begining of a new one. |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
Wizzard: This is witty and very well-written. I needed a good laugh, thanks. Take care, Melissa Honeybee |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
"All I saw was hair"...what a great line!  |
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CMGrimm Senior Member
since 2000-02-14
Posts 685USA |
ROFL.....I LOVE IT!!!!! And yes, I am a true Democrat through and through. I voted for him twice myself (and have been trying to get my foot outta my butt every since) A wonderful satirical look at a nation in distress. Thanks for the laughs. Chris |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Yes..ha, ha. Some say he did and some say he shouldn't, some say he played and some say he wouldn't. I say he would if he could, for he is the president of the united states, and in his eyes everyone is serving him. He is a man on fire with burning desire..An egotistical man taking all that he can. James |
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christies heart Member
since 1999-08-10
Posts 189NJ, USA |
Wizzard...who could possibly be offended?? Forget I asked! Anyway. I loved it. I may even have to send that around to all my friends in "greeting card" form. Grant that I may not judge my niegbor until I have walked a mile in his moccasians Native American prayer |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL......this is oh too funny but oh so sad at the same time, what kind of example has this draft dodging, dope smoking, lying, adulterer taught our children? |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
I'm with Hoot...sad, but funny. (Liked the "y'all") Claire |
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Wizzard Member
since 2000-02-09
Posts 209 |
Thank you all for all the replies. I hope that that I was able to put a smile on your faces with this one. I just hope that the next President is one that our children can look up to. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. And the begining of a new one. |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFL...and I'm Cinderella, just trying to give away my shoe...*g* Loved the humour.. HUGS |
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just_another_fe Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 483MICHIGAN |
ROTFLMAO WHENEVER WE NEED A GOOD SMILE WE CAN COUNT ON YOU WIZZ I LOVE IT LOL ITS SO TRUE. |
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Wizzard Member
since 2000-02-09
Posts 209 |
Rainbow and Just, Thank you for reading and im glad I was able to add a little humour to your day Today is the first day of the rest of my life. And the begining of a new one. |
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tracie66 Member Elite
since 2000-01-18
Posts 4713Australia |
Great poem Wiz soo funny. I guess I can laugh doubly as I live in Oz (mommy)  Although I think some of our prime ministers haven't been too far behind. |
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Glorfindel Junior Member
since 2000-02-17
Posts 22Auckland, New Zealand |
You had better be careful about what you say about the govt. They have eyes everywhere.... Have you read 1984....? ;-) Let winds rage, seas boil and years curse, My love shal live everyoung in my verse. |
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Wizzard Member
since 2000-02-09
Posts 209 |
Mommy(tracie), Thanx again for responding. Im glad that I was able to make you smile, even if it is at the expens of our President  Glorfindel, Yep he has eye`s everywhere and his hand`s in our pockets. Thanx for reading and responding < !signature--> Today is the first day of the rest of my life. And the begining of a new one. [This message has been edited by Wizzard (edited 02-17-2000).] |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
hehe Laughing cause Just_another_fe called you Wizz...(after what we've been talking about, that rang funny to me!) LOL You certainly have a way with humor! hehe I know now to look for your stuff when I'm blue... Uh...so if the papers aren't just in the right spot, you have no ability to aim? Is this what you're telling me? You're not gonna find a good home for yourself, giving away secrets like that. No woman wants a man who can't aim! Geesh, take that how you will !!!! Yowza!  Do you have ICQ BTW? |
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Wizzard Member
since 2000-02-09
Posts 209 |
Nope,I have no IQ...Oh you said ICQ...no mam don`t have that either. < !signature-->What is ICQ??? Is that some kinda medication?lol Sorry I did not have sexual relation`s with TOE. (Just Kiddin Mr.Toe) Today is the first day of the rest of my life. And the begining of a new one. |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
Omagawd Wizz! (trembling really bad) You sorta resemble Bill ! Okay...I am certainly putting the Dew down as in RIGHT now, and I am backing away.....no more for me tonight! Whew....next thing I know, I'm gonna look like a cigar to you! Eeecks! LOL Look at me and tell me what you see, will ya? (waiting anxiously!)  |
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Wizzard Member
since 2000-02-09
Posts 209 |
I see Blue Print written on a lighter shade of blue...sheeesh..all that blue,yep you`ve caught the bug alright Today is the first day of the rest of my life. And the begining of a new one. |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
Whew.....(wiping beads of sweat from brow!) At least you don't just see my HAIR ! ROFLMAO |
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Wizzard Member
since 2000-02-09
Posts 209 |
LMAO...That dang near left me speechless  It`s kinda scary seeing how many people can understand the meaning of that one line.. Again poet,Thank you for the much needed laugh`s....Now if you`ll excuse me I think I`ll go take a shower Today is the first day of the rest of my life. And the begining of a new one. |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
ROFLMAO at you running to the shower! Pardon me if I've made you blush...er....sweat or whatever! LOL I forget I'm not in the Adult forum sometimes - for that is my domain! LOL I was only using your own line against you! LOL Yeah...you should shower...I can smell you, you've been outside playing I see! hehe Down boy, go pee on the papers now, ya here? and for pete's sake, AIM ! You've been much fun tonight....I owe you one. |
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Wizzard Member
since 2000-02-09
Posts 209 |
Ms.Fatale, you owe me nothing. Any time I can give a smile to a friend,I can smile myself Once again Thank you for the laugh`s  Today is the first day of the rest of my life. And the begining of a new one. |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Thank you all for the entertainment Got lots of laughs and, I don't mean to brag, but I did NOT vote for him, I think it was all those town meetings, where the same little girl appeared in two or three distant states asking the same unrehearsed question Liz |
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Wizzard Member
since 2000-02-09
Posts 209 |
Elizabeth, Your more than welcome`d. It`s a pleasure to have someone of your caliber here in Passions respond to any of my writing`s. Thank you for your kind responce. I didn`t vote for the .....man either. So Im guessing that we are two of many that have no regrets for voting? HOT DANG!!!ooops,got a bit carried away Today is the first day of the rest of my life. And the begining of a new one. [This message has been edited by Wizzard (edited 02-17-2000).] |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL!! Good One! |
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Wizzard Member
since 2000-02-09
Posts 209 |
WhtDove, Thank you for reading and responding,it`s the responces that keep`s me and the other`s Im sure going. Thank You < !signature--> Today is the first day of the rest of my life. And the begining of a new one. [This message has been edited by Wizzard (edited 02-18-2000).] |
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