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My Wife is Sick...What if I Die
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My Wife is Sick...What if I Die |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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My wife is sick Oh Lord, O my! What will I eat What if I die! I can’t boil water You think it’s a joke Not if you saw The pan and the smoke Wait! (Whew) I’m the man I’ve instincts ingrained Least cuz my wife Has me sorta half trained Maybe I’ll try A hamburger mix Or kids tested kix Mother behooved Or a bowl of trix For kids never proved All my children’s Fruit roll up snacks Hide the wrappers Cover the tracks O wait, the kids are starvin What will I feed ‘em Timmy get the phone book Pizza numbers please read em My wife she smiles That’s blessed matrimony She knows that I know She likes double pepperoni THE END [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 10-20-2000).] |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Laughing again, walt, you have not captured my heart like this since you hugged bathroom cleaner in a poem...this is so sweet and funny...and by the way, if it is also true, I do hope Elisa feels better soon....hugs to ya both! |
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snowpants Member Elite
since 2000-09-16
Posts 2061KS |
Great poem, walt! Very humorous! I like it!! sp |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
If she doesn't get well soon, you will no longer need the directory-- you will put them in speed store!!! |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
thanx sen yuh i'm glad it strucka chord thanx all yuh |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
"Wait! (Whew) I’m the man I’ve instincts ingrained Least cuz my wife Has me sorta half trained" LOL ... what a fun read Walt, boy can I relate to that one. Since our move from one house to the other, my hubby doesn't know where to even find a frying pan anymore (and we've been here 5 months!) I enjoyed the visuals in this one ... thanks for the grins!  I hope your wife is feeling better soon .... Best wishes, /Kit [This message has been edited by Kit McCallum (edited 10-20-2000).] |
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tracie66 Member Elite
since 2000-01-18
Posts 4713Australia |
.....LOL My last post for the night and I knew it would be good...thanks for the laugh before bed (oz time) 12midnight Zzzzzzzz Love is the life of the soul... It is the harmony of the universe |
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Cerenity Member Elite
since 2000-02-16
Posts 2637Escondido-California |
Hi Walt, I am smiling so much enjoyed. Love, Cerenity "God doesn't have to be reminded that we exist. We have to be reminded that He exist!" (Writer Unknown) |
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Victoria
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
you always make me smile walt..chuckling here haa...i have been married a very long time and you wouldnt believe what my husband cant do haa...the executive called my daughter to fine out instructions how to turn on the washer while i was away..haa.. ~Victoria~ A poem is never finished, only abandoned. - Paul Valery (1871-1945) |
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Echo Rhayne Senior Member
since 1999-09-17
Posts 1495Canyon Country, CA |
Hey Walt, I work at a pizza place ya know hehe I can cut ya a kickin deal, but Iyou're out of my delivery zone LoL, so by the time it got to you it wouldnt taste so good sorry =) thanks for the laugh on my visit back! I sit and ponder and lift thoughts from my consciousness, spilling them forth to here, raising my lit cigarette and blowing smoke in the face of reali |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Hey Walty, LOL you're a character. Wonderful cheerful poem m'dear. enjoyed. Maree "If my words could blanket the skies and fill every corner and crevice of this earth, still this won't be enough" "Maree Russo" |
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Rainydays Member
since 2000-10-21
Posts 324 |
Way Out Walt (I like your way out name) Thanks for th' funny story. Poor her. Poor you. Poor her. (teasing!) Rainydays |
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Daniel J D Senior Member
since 2000-10-01
Posts 1471Hillcrest, Queensland, Australia |
...LOL, well done. I am so glad she has you half trained. Respond to my call and let the waves of my heart fill your life with the wonders of love (Daniel J D) |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
"Kix are for Trids..."... LOL.... I likes it, I likes it..  |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Walt~ You send me into fits and gales of laughter ! Now rummaging for the phone book - cause you also made me HONGRY for Pizza !  ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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