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Poe-ssessed...Hill-arious...(HALLOWEEN YUH!!!)
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Poe-ssessed...Hill-arious...(HALLOWEEN YUH!!!) |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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Every Halloween my two favorite poet dudes come and stay inside of me. They absolutely refuse to write anything though. They have come back to visit and they finally agreed just to say hello...(Benny wanted to make some joke about privates but Edgar stopped him thank goodness) I declare with much bravado Rather a keg of Heineken Then a cask of amantiado. Hey Eddie! Come out from the dark Chaps here want a good story. Make it twisted, with a little pinch Of pretty girls bloody and gory Mr. Hill quit slapping my head I’ve a headache and you’ve helped grow it. If we must share this bedamned body Take your giddiness and just stow it Quit saluting! Quit saluting! With your hand up in the air. Chasing lasses o'er creation Slapping their near bare derriere. You're such a frumpy, dumpy, Bloody, boring, poet-dope Here for you two nice big fruits Both my favorite: cantaloupe Mr. Hill you have a tell-tale heart You are kind, fun loving, and sweet! Eddie Poe you have such a heart Sinister and frightful to those you meet. It’s Halloween, we haunt this body Poe's adorned us with masque of red death Benny here thought it'd be real smart If he added cigar smelling breath We’ve poe-sessed this passionate poet Did you know Poe must have his sugar? We rap on your door, forevermore Wearing cute skirt and fake green booger Benny quit slapping my head!! [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 10-30-2000).] |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
ROFLMAO!!! I loved watching Benny Hill!!  -SEA |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Ok, I liked it till you got to Benny. Hopefully after halloween they will leave you. Oh what type of dress do you like to wear? |
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Rainydays Member
since 2000-10-21
Posts 324 |
Way out there, Walt! So silly and brilliant all together, you're a pip! and this is great! Thanks! Rainydays |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
somebody that don't like benny hill man i didnt think i'd come across one of those hehe thanks guys yuh |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
Man does this ever suck!---oooops wrong poem..sorry--uh this is pretty kewl--Yuh, that's it. Jamie Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil. "Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely". |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
thanky jamie you little suckling you..hehe yuh |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
You nut! Er, rather, You NUTS! Corinne |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
corinne thank you duh dump |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Walt, this is too much...ROFL Love Poe, love Hill....I'm just thanking my lucky stars you didn't have Ginsberg and Silverstein in there with you as well...although I'm quite sure the result would be something to Howl at Where the Sidewalk Ends in the house with a Light in the Attic.  |
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Ron K. Fox Senior Member
since 2000-10-24
Posts 925 |
Walt, bennie, eddie whoever...Nice and twisted...only 3 times as much...great yuh oh yeah, walt, if you still have a sudden urge for wearing make up...they didn't leave your body. well at least one didn't. later yuh Tossing words like wishful coins into the deep well of an open heart. R. fox |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
You are DEFINITELY twisted...Walt?...hey Walt?...GET OUT OF MY CLOSET!!!!!!!Thats MY dress dude... |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
LOL Walty, this is goooood  loved Benny Hill you did great, my friend "If my words could blanket the skies and fill every corner and crevice of this earth, still this won't be enough" "Maree Russo" |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Benny, Benny dreams are two a penny get out of my closet get up to the hill halloween is waiting and Poe is here still Loved the poem. yuh. yuh. Kethry Growth demands a temporary surrender of security. Gail Sheehy |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
hehe thanky yuh |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
Yuh!!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!  Bridgette "Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again. To hold someone, not for a moment but forever." Unknown |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Definitely ... WALT ! Maybe a little further out ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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