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Open Poetry #47

On Frozen Pond ... never drink and drive

Rex Allen McCoy
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since 2000-01-30

Posts 2863
Sippin a Timmy's in London

0 posted 2011-01-18 06:46 PM

~~~
I climbed upon
the greenhouse roof
a drunken shortcut
makin'
The glass beneath me
shattered proof
of every step
I'd taken
~
I cut my knees
I scraped my shins
my pants
a ragged mess
A few more steps
I'll be across
this frozen pond
I guess
~
A mighty crash
but
not a splash
the ice gave way
too soon
My belt hung up
upon a nail
I dangled
above the room
~
I wave my arms
I kick my legs
Hey!
There's people under water!
and I'm not even
soaking wet
except
I relieved my bladder
~~~

JerryPat
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since 2010-10-30

Posts 1991
Louisiana/America

1 posted 2011-01-18 06:49 PM

Hahahahahahahahaha!

'Nuff said.

~ Clones are people two ~

faithmairee
Senior Member

since 2011-01-05

Posts 1441
Poe Haven, USA

2 posted 2011-01-18 09:00 PM

That's soooo funny...wonderful poem!

There must be a poem in here somewhere.

Marchmadness
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California

3 posted 2011-01-18 11:36 PM

This is too funny, Rex.
Ida

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

4 posted 2011-01-19 10:09 AM

Ha! This is great! you have a gift for humor Rex. The image of this will keep me smiling today-thanks
Lori

Sunshine

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since 1999-06-25

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Listening to every heart

5 posted 2011-01-19 10:59 AM

Your humor is in fine form!

Rex Allen McCoy
Member Elite

since 2000-01-30

Posts 2863
Sippin a Timmy's in London

6 posted 2011-01-19 08:20 PM

I always love to bring smiles

thanks

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